Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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