shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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