Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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