sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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