Just took my morning after pill in the library
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize