Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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