It's just like the Real World with babies
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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