I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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