I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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