Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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