So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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