I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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