i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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