Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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