I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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