Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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