you would pick up someone in the library
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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