So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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