walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I have aggressive nipples.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
last night I used snow as a chaser
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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