You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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