I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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