ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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