Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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