Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Sorry my hands just texted you
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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