Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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