there was a trapeze. enough said
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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