Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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