hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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