I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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