i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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