i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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