is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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