i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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