bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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