I heard we made out
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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