but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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