nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
dude. I can hear the air.
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