I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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