If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
My balls are so social today.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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