uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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