no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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