is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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