i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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