he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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