When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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