Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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I need you to use more vowels.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
The feeling are messing with the penis
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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