He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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