Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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