whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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