if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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